# Say Rawr, Dinosaur

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EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU

WIGGLES

This video is my life

Drugs man, drugs.

DON’T EVEN TRY AND TELL ME FEMALE ERIC DOESN’T LOOK LIKE STRAIGHT UP ELLEN DEGENERES CAUSE I WILL HURT YOU

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white boys

IM DELETING

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I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

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IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES

the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

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I read somewhere that the distance between a man’s thumb and forefinger is a good estimation of how large their cock is….

OMG….

And now I REALLY need to know how big his hands actually are. Because of science!

edit:

just imagine….

Instead of imaging, lets do the math. First we need some sort of measurement that we can use for comparison. How about part of Ben C’s finger. Now how do we do that you might ask. Well,

Now we will say from tip of finger to first knuckle is just a bit bigger than half the width of a standard iPhone (looks like a 4, so I’m using my iPhone 4 to measure). This lets me approximate this length to about 1.25 inches.

Now comes the next part:

Now the green lines are my edits. We can now takes this line and make it in line with the red dotted line, but keep it the same length.

Next, you copy and paste the line and fit it end to end.

That is 7 line fragments. But wait, that last on overhangs just slightly. I’d say that his thumb ends about ¾ of the length of a line fragment.

So:

6.75 x 1.25” = 8.4375 inches.

You’re welcome.

Maths everybody! Now i know why we go to school for

Perfection.

I’m not sure if I hope to god that he never sees this or if I hope to god that he does…….

Also, that’s as long as the top of a standard piece of letter paper…..

Did we really just go through this just to find out how big Ben c’s dick is

yes and don’t pretend like you won’t do the same

This post is my reason for living

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I’ll never chase a man but if he has tattoos and a beard I might power walk.

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when you think your crush likes you back

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this is literally the best video on the internet

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My life in a picture.

I love this so much

This might be the best thing ever

That was a wild ride.

jesus christ

trusdt me just fuckign watch it

sayrawrdinosaur this is the most amazing makeup tutorial ever.

Ellen. My queen. My muse. My everything. (via the Huffington Post)

How normal girls laugh vs. My laugh

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This is the product of a 21 y/o blogger with crushes on celebs and a wicked sense of what the world should be like. Or something.

Viel Spaß. :)