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Kelsey is the best

Me: One of by biggest regrets is that my parents didn't let me play video games when I was growing up.
Kelsey: You can make up for it by letting your children play video games if they want.
Me: I'm not having children.
Kelsey: You can make up for it by letting your cats play video games if they want.

04/14/13

Ask this girl for her number if you see her

04/14/13

Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”

We. All. DIED.

I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

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03/13/13

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03/13/13

lolpapa:

no-lungs:

I AM FUCKING CRYING SO

I can use this to explain my tween years to my future children

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03/13/13

Disney parody - After Ever After by PAINT

03/13/13

dontyoucallyourhusbanddaddy:

Flawless.

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03/12/13

10/4/12

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09/28/12

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09/18/12

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09/2/12

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07/30/12

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07/30/12

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07/17/12

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Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all giving you away. Everything you do shows your hand. Everything is a self-portrait. Everything is a diary.

Chuck Palahniuk (via vouth)

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07/16/12

Say Rawr, Dinosaur

Kelsey is the best

Kelsey

This is what I look like

What to expect from this blog

A rather accurate summary of me (by someone else)

Can you drive a motorcycle?